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nyukp6
My best friend was on the radio today
And the dash board , steering wheel and window
11,959
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nyukp6/my_best_friend_was_on_the_radio_today/
None
1,623,584,740
154
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gd439q
After a month dealing with sleep paralysis, i got used to seeing hallucinations
But i noticed just now that my cat is staring at the man with the hat too
11,937
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gd439q/after_a_month_dealing_with_sleep_paralysis_i_got/
WalterFN
1,588,562,938
185
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gd439q/after_a_month_dealing_with_sleep_paralysis_i_got/
dyv04y
When I graduated from my old elementary school, I thought it would be the last time I ever walked through those doors.
Sometimes I really hate being a paramedic.
11,933
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dyv04y/when_i_graduated_from_my_old_elementary_school_i/
kendrickgrande
1,574,215,707
144
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/dyv04y/when_i_graduated_from_my_old_elementary_school_i/
mlokrl
My mom says there is demon locked away in the cabinet that will rip our family apart.
But when she unlocked it it was only a pill bottle.
11,921
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mlokrl/my_mom_says_there_is_demon_locked_away_in_the/
thewarlord498
1,617,750,864
160
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mlokrl/my_mom_says_there_is_demon_locked_away_in_the/
rib9bi
My father seemed distressed even though it looked like he'd bought so many new gold trinkets.
As I snuck up to him and gave him a hug, he dropped the gold food in his hand and looked at me with horror.
11,914
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rib9bi/my_father_seemed_distressed_even_though_it_looked/
Keeenwaaa
1,639,723,251
200
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rib9bi/my_father_seemed_distressed_even_though_it_looked/
m43suu
My daughter sat there in shock for a few seconds, after I called her my chubby little princess
I couldn't help but smirk when my bulimic daughter then ran off to the bathroom, as I emptied the contents of her plate onto mine and continued eating
11,915
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m43suu/my_daughter_sat_there_in_shock_for_a_few_seconds/
sugar-soad
1,615,631,604
331
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m43suu/my_daughter_sat_there_in_shock_for_a_few_seconds/
mc8fqj
"Dinner time!" said my owner, unlocking my cage
But my elation soon turned to horror when I realised he was talking to his dogs
11,908
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mc8fqj/dinner_time_said_my_owner_unlocking_my_cage/
cheekypuns
1,616,599,254
156
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mc8fqj/dinner_time_said_my_owner_unlocking_my_cage/
rocjs8
"In sorry, but there's nothing we can do," the doctor said to me while he turned off the machine.
As my lungs began to fail, and vision go dark, the doctor left and added, "There's just been a shortage of organ donors."
11,912
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rocjs8/in_sorry_but_theres_nothing_we_can_do_the_doctor/
SilverSeregios
1,640,449,227
148
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rocjs8/in_sorry_but_theres_nothing_we_can_do_the_doctor/
facigd
Over 1 in 10 marriages end in a divorce, but my parents have stayed together through everything.
I tried to free mom once, but dad found out and locked me in the basement too.
11,892
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/facigd/over_1_in_10_marriages_end_in_a_divorce_but_my/
mydadsnameisharold
1,582,812,163
145
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/facigd/over_1_in_10_marriages_end_in_a_divorce_but_my/
ghnbdt
It never bothered me that my family ate roadkill.
That was until my little sisters ball rolled into the middle of the road.
11,888
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ghnbdt/it_never_bothered_me_that_my_family_ate_roadkill/
BrookeEMx
1,589,202,885
182
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ghnbdt/it_never_bothered_me_that_my_family_ate_roadkill/
t87gka
My daughter sat beside me in the car, sobbing as the Amber Alert went off on the radio.
But as I glanced at the scars her mother inflicted on her, I knew I was doing the right thing.
11,870
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/t87gka/my_daughter_sat_beside_me_in_the_car_sobbing_as/
Trip87
1,646,598,130
91
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/t87gka/my_daughter_sat_beside_me_in_the_car_sobbing_as/
u3g1wb
[APR22] I once met a devil named Dave and made a deal with him to always win any card game, but last night I kept losing to my mother.
After seeing her eyes turn black I excused myself to the toilet and summoned Dave, but he seemed as terrified as I was.
11,857
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u3g1wb/apr22_i_once_met_a_devil_named_dave_and_made_a/
KangarooDense
1,649,938,161
179
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u3g1wb/apr22_i_once_met_a_devil_named_dave_and_made_a/
117zg6z
Upon my request the heavenly scribe told me: "Your husband is here because he died as a Christian, your daughter is not for she lost her faith because of what your husband did to her."
I wanted to protest, but then the eternal bliss of being in God's presence washed over me and nothing else mattered anymore.
11,858
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/117zg6z/upon_my_request_the_heavenly_scribe_told_me_your/
WirrkopfP
1,676,971,977
670
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/117zg6z/upon_my_request_the_heavenly_scribe_told_me_your/
jpc9k5
I pulled on the still moving arm under the rubble, happy that at least one of the scientists survived the explosion.
As I pulled out almost 3 meters of arm with the occasional elbow, I knew I found the only thing not meant to survive.
11,865
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jpc9k5/i_pulled_on_the_still_moving_arm_under_the_rubble/
LukXD99
1,604,692,933
135
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jpc9k5/i_pulled_on_the_still_moving_arm_under_the_rubble/
nlqsfe
"I agree, abuse is abuse, even if it's a woman doing it to a man" my wife said at the dinner table.
If only our dinner guests could see the bruises under my shirt, or knew how our 6 kids were conceived...
11,836
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nlqsfe/i_agree_abuse_is_abuse_even_if_its_a_woman_doing/
None
1,622,061,208
377
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nlqsfe/i_agree_abuse_is_abuse_even_if_its_a_woman_doing/
jlw0zr
Leaving the dying world infested with zombies behind, I managed to teleport to a time before it all happened.
Happy to be in a zombie free world, I felt a pang of pain in my right leg; I saw that the scratch I had gotten from a zombie was now red and infected.
11,835
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jlw0zr/leaving_the_dying_world_infested_with_zombies/
Anthonybrose
1,604,202,339
201
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jlw0zr/leaving_the_dying_world_infested_with_zombies/
g4cayt
I just found my notebook containing my college essay on goverments brainwashing people and making them forget things
The strangest part is, I never went to college.
11,834
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g4cayt/i_just_found_my_notebook_containing_my_college/
LukaBro2018
1,587,319,649
81
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g4cayt/i_just_found_my_notebook_containing_my_college/
hksofr
The seven year-old boy awoke up the next morning, both exhausted and shocked as the memories of his longest dream yet began to fade.
As his memories blended into nothing-ness, he would never be aware of the fact that the last eighty-four years of his life were the result of an eight hour fever-dream.
11,817
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hksofr/the_seven_yearold_boy_awoke_up_the_next_morning/
Vuuvie-Jaster
1,593,816,630
206
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hksofr/the_seven_yearold_boy_awoke_up_the_next_morning/
nuda03
"These are the buttons your war hero great grandaddy took from the people he killed" said Mom as she handed me the battered old tin box.
I counted five old Wehrmacht buttons, three SS, one Luftwaffe, three Fed-Ex, two Pizza Hut and six USPS buttons.
11,817
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nuda03/these_are_the_buttons_your_war_hero_great/
Y-Bob
1,623,074,509
165
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nuda03/these_are_the_buttons_your_war_hero_great/
fqzoq5
Counting sheep is a good way to fall asleep.
Counting the number of floorboard creaks is a great way to stay awake.
11,803
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fqzoq5/counting_sheep_is_a_good_way_to_fall_asleep/
anonymouskermit
1,585,455,493
83
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fqzoq5/counting_sheep_is_a_good_way_to_fall_asleep/
gwehgz
I do not understand this at all.
Why are there only 2 packs of ramen when I clearly asked the genie for a lifetime supply of them?
11,808
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gwehgz/i_do_not_understand_this_at_all/
kimda4
1,591,264,660
206
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/gwehgz/i_do_not_understand_this_at_all/
cg8a8f
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room.
His life's work finally done, he rolled over and slept peacefully.
11,792
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/cg8a8f/the_last_man_on_earth_sat_alone_in_a_room/
alliedcola
1,563,767,666
205
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/cg8a8f/the_last_man_on_earth_sat_alone_in_a_room/
fv1qcr
I wrote "Mom, dad he just proposed to me and made me the happiest girl on Earth" as my tears drop on the letter.
"No tears, write it again!" He said.
11,792
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fv1qcr/i_wrote_mom_dad_he_just_proposed_to_me_and_made/
ponderingexistence02
1,586,035,795
167
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fv1qcr/i_wrote_mom_dad_he_just_proposed_to_me_and_made/
13cwpff
I watched from the afterlife as my mother, always so outwardly caring and affectionate, was finally convicted of poisoning me.
How the fuck did I forget to leave a note?
11,787
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/13cwpff/i_watched_from_the_afterlife_as_my_mother_always/
ouroborosfan34
1,683,647,129
181
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/13cwpff/i_watched_from_the_afterlife_as_my_mother_always/
i1y94h
"I'd haunt tf outta you if I die" we used to joke.
But seeing the fear in your eyes as you look at what I've become, I can't help but to smile
11,790
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i1y94h/id_haunt_tf_outta_you_if_i_die_we_used_to_joke/
pongohc
1,596,310,901
110
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i1y94h/id_haunt_tf_outta_you_if_i_die_we_used_to_joke/
ktrx5b
Ever wondered why so few people have the "sixth sense"?
It's called natural selection, 'cause the moment you can sense them, they can sense you.
11,756
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ktrx5b/ever_wondered_why_so_few_people_have_the_sixth/
PrismaticChaos
1,610,202,818
127
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ktrx5b/ever_wondered_why_so_few_people_have_the_sixth/
i11ktj
When angels commit an unforgivable sin, they are banished from eternal paradise and reborn into a life of misery and suffering.
And we wonder why babies are born screaming.
11,748
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i11ktj/when_angels_commit_an_unforgivable_sin_they_are/
IllIl629164___-_IIl
1,596,171,548
120
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/i11ktj/when_angels_commit_an_unforgivable_sin_they_are/
ucbckn
After capturing all of the cult members, we found the missing girl's body on the altar, then the autopsy revealed a 10-week-old fetus inside of her.
What really disturbed us, however, was the fact that the girl had been infertile since birth, and that the fetus was found in her stomach.
11,740
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ucbckn/after_capturing_all_of_the_cult_members_we_found/
KangarooDense
1,650,975,859
203
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ucbckn/after_capturing_all_of_the_cult_members_we_found/
doolsp
Panicking, I tried to warn the other passengers that the plane was going to crash but I couldn’t make them understand.
They just tutted and turned away because no one likes a crying baby on a plane.
11,740
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/doolsp/panicking_i_tried_to_warn_the_other_passengers/
theficklemermaid
1,572,349,355
124
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/doolsp/panicking_i_tried_to_warn_the_other_passengers/
jvgn8f
"Be Not Afraid," The Angel sang in an unworldly voice as the massive entity descended from the heavens.
As ten thousand beams of light fired from its massive eye upon Earth's major cities, it added: "Be Terrified."
11,722
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jvgn8f/be_not_afraid_the_angel_sang_in_an_unworldly/
Urio_Badapple
1,605,565,397
232
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jvgn8f/be_not_afraid_the_angel_sang_in_an_unworldly/
1fuos4o
The fortune teller said that drinking would be the end of me, so I focused on my health and quit alcohol forever.
But just before I went under for a routine operation, I could smell the liquor on the anesthesiologist’s breath as he asked me to count backwards from 10.
11,708
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fuos4o/the_fortune_teller_said_that_drinking_would_be/
Chemical-Elk-1299
1,727,897,322
96
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fuos4o/the_fortune_teller_said_that_drinking_would_be/
r0g8tq
The Devil grabbed my wife by her hair and started dragging her away from me.
"You remember the deal, your first born child is mine."
11,701
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r0g8tq/the_devil_grabbed_my_wife_by_her_hair_and_started/
None
1,637,682,810
427
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/r0g8tq/the_devil_grabbed_my_wife_by_her_hair_and_started/
swb7u0
"I'm so sorry, dad, but please don't come near me!" was the last thing my son said before blowing his head off.
As the bitemark on his arm began to heal, I wished I had told him sooner that our family was immune.
11,693
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/swb7u0/im_so_sorry_dad_but_please_dont_come_near_me_was/
KangarooDense
1,645,280,659
127
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/swb7u0/im_so_sorry_dad_but_please_dont_come_near_me_was/
fm2053
Giving birth is hard.
Especially when you feel the horns.
11,688
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fm2053/giving_birth_is_hard/
Meatloaf_Hitler
1,584,735,704
140
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fm2053/giving_birth_is_hard/
q0yf0p
I didn't regret using my last wish for immortality even after the last star in the universe faded to nothing a trillion years ago.
Because I used my second wish to find out what happens after death, and spending an eternity in the uncaring void of a dead universe was by far the better option.
11,682
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/q0yf0p/i_didnt_regret_using_my_last_wish_for_immortality/
reddiperson1
1,633,322,227
169
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/q0yf0p/i_didnt_regret_using_my_last_wish_for_immortality/
nbxwyf
It was one of the most euphoric moments of my life, as my wife pushed and my daughter began to crown.
My blood ran cold and my stomach turned after the lone head rolled onto the hospital bed.
11,677
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nbxwyf/it_was_one_of_the_most_euphoric_moments_of_my/
None
1,620,958,401
320
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nbxwyf/it_was_one_of_the_most_euphoric_moments_of_my/
kasig0
When my husband took my son camping, I delighted in my night of peaceful solitude at home.
Since that night, I’ve had endless solitude, but never peace.
11,674
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kasig0/when_my_husband_took_my_son_camping_i_delighted/
None
1,607,649,769
64
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kasig0/when_my_husband_took_my_son_camping_i_delighted/
mecml1
I promised my wife to keep the last bullet for her when she was bitten by a zombie.
I just realized it's been 9 months, and I should have kept another one for what's eating its way out of her body now.
11,674
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mecml1/i_promised_my_wife_to_keep_the_last_bullet_for/
KangarooDense
1,616,847,235
252
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mecml1/i_promised_my_wife_to_keep_the_last_bullet_for/
ik7a10
My first day working at suicide hotline didn't exactly go as I expected.
I never expected a call from my daughter.
11,665
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ik7a10/my_first_day_working_at_suicide_hotline_didnt/
cheezitcereal
1,598,910,107
145
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ik7a10/my_first_day_working_at_suicide_hotline_didnt/
fyxbqx
I yawned and stretched my arms, wondering why it was so dark.
"We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of..."
11,654
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fyxbqx/i_yawned_and_stretched_my_arms_wondering_why_it/
olympus03
1,586,583,297
113
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fyxbqx/i_yawned_and_stretched_my_arms_wondering_why_it/
lhk9wo
Joann was a huge advocate for feeding your animals a vegan diet, always peddling the benefits on Facebook.
Little did she know a simple fall in the shower was all it took for meat to be back on the menu.
11,655
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lhk9wo/joann_was_a_huge_advocate_for_feeding_your/
ohnoanotherstory
1,613,048,778
259
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/lhk9wo/joann_was_a_huge_advocate_for_feeding_your/
14gmjyf
After my latest failed attempt I awoke in the hospital to the smiling faces of my family and the doctor saying I was lucky to be alive.
As the doctor left the room all smiles faded and my mother said, in her typical dismissive tone, "I guess you can't even die right".
11,651
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/14gmjyf/after_my_latest_failed_attempt_i_awoke_in_the/
None
1,687,487,768
410
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/14gmjyf/after_my_latest_failed_attempt_i_awoke_in_the/
g7l8s9
My loyal Buddy looked at me, eagerly awaiting me to scratch behind his ears with bright eyes, panting and drooling with his tongue exposed.
Amazing how a lobotomy changes a man.
11,627
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g7l8s9/my_loyal_buddy_looked_at_me_eagerly_awaiting_me/
FirstChAoS
1,587,779,353
124
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/g7l8s9/my_loyal_buddy_looked_at_me_eagerly_awaiting_me/
innozp
As I lowered the gun, I realized that I couldn’t commit suicide because it would hurt my family too much.
Instead, I decided to show mercy, and loaded my gun with a few more bullets.
11,626
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/innozp/as_i_lowered_the_gun_i_realized_that_i_couldnt/
musicalharmonica
1,599,405,330
147
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/innozp/as_i_lowered_the_gun_i_realized_that_i_couldnt/
1adepph
I poured my sister a cup of tea, comforting her as she cried about her recent miscarriage.
I felt a little bit bad about what I had added to her tea the last time she was here, but she would have been pregnant at my wedding and honestly she should have known better.
11,614
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1adepph/i_poured_my_sister_a_cup_of_tea_comforting_her_as/
RaynaClay
1,706,479,962
199
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we7p9d
I gave my son "Anti-monster spray" in a little bottle, so he would feel safe sleeping alone.
It wasn't easy getting that holy water, but he can't know i see it too.
11,607
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/we7p9d/i_gave_my_son_antimonster_spray_in_a_little/
Aszkorb
1,659,434,575
276
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/we7p9d/i_gave_my_son_antimonster_spray_in_a_little/
m6ckgw
I managed to grab the razor blade from the young woman just in time before she was able to cut her wrists with it.
I angrily slapped her across the face for cowardly trying to get out of her appointment with the men waiting upstairs for her.
11,611
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m6ckgw/i_managed_to_grab_the_razor_blade_from_the_young/
dailydonuts16
1,615,911,008
271
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/m6ckgw/i_managed_to_grab_the_razor_blade_from_the_young/
ki99qi
I looked out from the second floor at the bloody mess outside on the street, and realised that my parents had been lying to me
They told me that babies are bouncing bundles of joy, but my brother had barely bounced at all
11,595
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ki99qi/i_looked_out_from_the_second_floor_at_the_bloody/
sugar-soad
1,608,656,564
89
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ki99qi/i_looked_out_from_the_second_floor_at_the_bloody/
nv1voo
"It doesn't hurt anymore, babe" my girlfriend murmers sleepily as she snuggles closer.
"We've stopped shaking, too" I mumble blearily as we huddle together in this frozen cabin, a distant voice in my head trying to remember why this seems like a bad thing.
11,581
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/nv1voo/it_doesnt_hurt_anymore_babe_my_girlfriend_murmers/
In_the_end_there_was
1,623,151,850
167
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jxyvqv
As the clerk handed me my developed prints, he shyly asked if I did horror photography for a living, or if it was just a hobby.
I couldn't answer as I frantically ripped open the pack to see the photos I took alone in my grandmother's empty house.
11,573
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jxyvqv/as_the_clerk_handed_me_my_developed_prints_he/
None
1,605,910,916
78
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jxyvqv/as_the_clerk_handed_me_my_developed_prints_he/
kqqryf
I just knew that the glowing stone was a gift from the gods that could save us from the sickness that ravaged our village.
Why else would the ancient ones have made the odd clicking box that led me straight to it?
11,567
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kqqryf/i_just_knew_that_the_glowing_stone_was_a_gift/
therealraewest
1,609,821,816
250
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kqqryf/i_just_knew_that_the_glowing_stone_was_a_gift/
rz5fek
I laughed in Lucifer's face when he told me the punishment in hell for Nymphomania was eternal sex.
It's been over a month now, the constant friction has eroded my genitals but the succubi just won't stop.
11,553
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rz5fek/i_laughed_in_lucifers_face_when_he_told_me_the/
scmower
1,641,664,045
267
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rz5fek/i_laughed_in_lucifers_face_when_he_told_me_the/
rvwgcq
My Mom always said that my baby brother is an angel.
I sat there crying to her on the balcony trying to explain I thought angels could fly.
11,550
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rvwgcq/my_mom_always_said_that_my_baby_brother_is_an/
Teeohememwhy
1,641,308,775
227
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rvwgcq/my_mom_always_said_that_my_baby_brother_is_an/
f7vnpl
Just because I’m Jewish, my white Aryan neighbour keeps telling me to get out of the country before I get harmed.
No matter how much he begs and pleads with me, I smile calmly and reassure him that it’s 1937; people are more civilized nowadays, and this new “Nazi party” in power doesn’t worry me.
11,543
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f7vnpl/just_because_im_jewish_my_white_aryan_neighbour/
adam__nicholas
1,582,392,547
160
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f7vnpl/just_because_im_jewish_my_white_aryan_neighbour/
f8c3ye
I have to confess that I never truly loved my children, they where an accident and I blame them for ruining my life.
Yet they still crave my approval and keep praying to me.
11,541
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f8c3ye/i_have_to_confess_that_i_never_truly_loved_my/
None
1,582,477,088
206
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f8c3ye/i_have_to_confess_that_i_never_truly_loved_my/
s3c98q
As I got out of the Ford Police Interceptor and walked towards the cute young woman that I'd pulled over, I reflected that she really wasn't a criminal.
The actual criminals are the companies that legally sell former police cars, realistic light bars, and real police uniforms to just anyone.
11,523
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s3c98q/as_i_got_out_of_the_ford_police_interceptor_and/
theatlanticcampaign
1,642,114,798
202
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s3c98q/as_i_got_out_of_the_ford_police_interceptor_and/
rpljo9
I was surprised by my ex-wife's nice gesture of sending me a box of chocolates for my 5 years of sobriety anniversary.
But only after I tasted one piece and felt the sweet, stingy cherry liquior flooding my mouth I realised her true intentions.
11,512
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rpljo9/i_was_surprised_by_my_exwifes_nice_gesture_of/
MadLyne11
1,640,604,540
272
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rpljo9/i_was_surprised_by_my_exwifes_nice_gesture_of/
fa1z5h
My teacher in the Bomb Disposal Unit always told me that I should never stress when defusing a bomb because "Either I'm right or it's not my problem anymore."
As I lay crippled and disfigured in the ICU I realized that there was a third and far worse option...
11,514
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fa1z5h/my_teacher_in_the_bomb_disposal_unit_always_told/
morituri441
1,582,757,560
156
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fa1z5h/my_teacher_in_the_bomb_disposal_unit_always_told/
mtx1ke
My wife is absent minded.
After she left for work she awakened me with a text message that said, “I left the back door open so please make it look like an accident.”
11,510
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mtx1ke/my_wife_is_absent_minded/
ShockinglyPleasant
1,618,825,223
148
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mtx1ke/my_wife_is_absent_minded/
qoz3bs
“OK, this is a game where we’ve got 90 seconds to change your clothes, clip your hair and rub this dye into it”
“On your way out of the mall smile at the security guard and don’t say a word”
11,500
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qoz3bs/ok_this_is_a_game_where_weve_got_90_seconds_to/
KingOfQueens1977
1,636,322,864
103
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qoz3bs/ok_this_is_a_game_where_weve_got_90_seconds_to/
eir26z
"Dude what's up??" he hollered as I wave back trying to remember his name.
"Not much!" a voice walking up from behind me says.
11,486
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eir26z/dude_whats_up_he_hollered_as_i_wave_back_trying/
drBulbasaur
1,577,928,223
143
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eir26z/dude_whats_up_he_hollered_as_i_wave_back_trying/
vebv89
"Don't worry, I'll fix everything caused by that awful car accident, " the surgeon told me cheerfully just before he began.
Then he leaned in close so only I could hear and whispered menacingly, "I want you to know that the woman in the car you hit was my daughter, you goddamn drunk."
11,479
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/vebv89/dont_worry_ill_fix_everything_caused_by_that/
None
1,655,468,329
212
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/vebv89/dont_worry_ill_fix_everything_caused_by_that/
sduv85
We all assumed she was just enjoying the strawberry jam in the cake we smashed her face in.
We didn’t know bakers used wooden beams as support for tall cakes.
11,454
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/sduv85/we_all_assumed_she_was_just_enjoying_the/
elphiethroppy
1,643,277,254
190
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/sduv85/we_all_assumed_she_was_just_enjoying_the/
jhsdk6
After my ex-husband dropped off our daughter from her weekend stay, I noticed bruises on her back and stomach.
I forgot to cover them up, hopefully he didn't see.
11,454
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jhsdk6/after_my_exhusband_dropped_off_our_daughter_from/
pokedark101
1,603,627,971
106
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jhsdk6/after_my_exhusband_dropped_off_our_daughter_from/
ctcy42
I know this sub is supposed to be for stories and stuff, but I just wanted to say thanks!
All the awesome ideas on here have helped me break from routine and keep things fresh!
11,447
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ctcy42/i_know_this_sub_is_supposed_to_be_for_stories_and/
mydadsnameisharold
1,566,369,286
106
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ctcy42/i_know_this_sub_is_supposed_to_be_for_stories_and/
twy4c2
My wife and I had another fight over me getting home drunk, so I threw our new vase at her face.
Now her ashes are all over her portrait.
11,454
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/twy4c2/my_wife_and_i_had_another_fight_over_me_getting/
deqimporta
1,649,174,043
119
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/twy4c2/my_wife_and_i_had_another_fight_over_me_getting/
u6ddd8
Immortality is indeed a blessing.
In the age of famine, the immortals' perk of body regeneration is truly a gift to humanity
11,447
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u6ddd8/immortality_is_indeed_a_blessing/
None
1,650,289,061
187
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u6ddd8/immortality_is_indeed_a_blessing/
mh9trk
"Do you have any last words?" the executioner asked me.
"You say that every time."
11,446
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mh9trk/do_you_have_any_last_words_the_executioner_asked/
BookerPlayer01
1,617,208,026
152
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mh9trk/do_you_have_any_last_words_the_executioner_asked/
fvfwej
"You can leave this room when your sister does!" my mother screamed as she locked the door behind her.
I turned in horror to the rotting corpse as I finally realized where Lilly had been all these months.
11,444
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fvfwej/you_can_leave_this_room_when_your_sister_does_my/
None
1,586,101,959
150
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fvfwej/you_can_leave_this_room_when_your_sister_does_my/
kn4crg
When they said mark of the beast, they always thought it is some kind of a barcode or a symbol that distinguish him from the others.
They scanned my head for temperature several times already and it's always measured 66.6 degrees.
11,428
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kn4crg/when_they_said_mark_of_the_beast_they_always/
apples_r_4_weak
1,609,342,560
235
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kn4crg/when_they_said_mark_of_the_beast_they_always/
oyrt8l
“WHY WOULD YOU CUT A BABY’S WRISTS?!” the doctors and the police in the hospital lobby screamed.
The young mother, with dull eyes framed with dark circles, quietly responded, “when I can’t stop crying cutting my wrists is the only thing that helps, and I thought it would help him too.”
11,418
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/oyrt8l/why_would_you_cut_a_babys_wrists_the_doctors_and/
JayeKimZ
1,628,197,509
236
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/oyrt8l/why_would_you_cut_a_babys_wrists_the_doctors_and/
si345e
I hate seeing the hanging girl in my closet
I wish that my parents hadn’t given me my sister’s old room
11,416
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/si345e/i_hate_seeing_the_hanging_girl_in_my_closet/
Darkmoonpriestess39
1,643,743,287
137
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/si345e/i_hate_seeing_the_hanging_girl_in_my_closet/
hevcvi
I always fall asleep holding my wife's hand
I'll bury it with the rest of her body when I'm ready
11,414
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hevcvi/i_always_fall_asleep_holding_my_wifes_hand/
sunemma
1,592,977,892
274
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hevcvi/i_always_fall_asleep_holding_my_wifes_hand/
s2waqo
With swift urgency, I ran to the distressed mother clutching her daughter who’d been struck by a car.
Hands steady, I pulled out my phone and quickly zoomed into their faces and started recording.
11,415
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s2waqo/with_swift_urgency_i_ran_to_the_distressed_mother/
Daily_Scrolls_516
1,642,069,213
195
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/s2waqo/with_swift_urgency_i_ran_to_the_distressed_mother/
haneqd
"Hands in the air" the officer barked as I sat there on my knees.
They weren't nearly as amused as I was when I raised my victims arms into the air in response.
11,394
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/haneqd/hands_in_the_air_the_officer_barked_as_i_sat/
RScommitted
1,592,383,401
105
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/haneqd/hands_in_the_air_the_officer_barked_as_i_sat/
ir3wpb
The genie granted me 3 wishes, I wished to visit humanity 1 year into the future.
*”Rule 1: I cannot bring back the dead”* said the genie.
11,386
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ir3wpb/the_genie_granted_me_3_wishes_i_wished_to_visit/
JjSerra-
1,599,875,454
130
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ir3wpb/the_genie_granted_me_3_wishes_i_wished_to_visit/
klop3l
The aliens interviewed every last human to see if we are good and worth saving.
Then they asked the animals.
11,383
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/klop3l/the_aliens_interviewed_every_last_human_to_see_if/
HarleySilverWolf
1,609,154,178
403
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/klop3l/the_aliens_interviewed_every_last_human_to_see_if/
vfys0d
I stepped off the elevator, eager to tell my therapist that I had finally found a reason to live, and had decided not to kill myself.
All I found in his office was an open window, and a note that simply read, "You were right, nothing matters, none of it."
11,374
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/vfys0d/i_stepped_off_the_elevator_eager_to_tell_my/
khandnalie
1,655,655,800
150
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/vfys0d/i_stepped_off_the_elevator_eager_to_tell_my/
d20v7w
I was thrilled to receive my first call from the app “Be My Eyes.”
Until she sobbed into the phone asking if she was alone and I couldn’t yell no fast enough.
11,369
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/d20v7w/i_was_thrilled_to_receive_my_first_call_from_the/
BookwyrmsRN
1,568,080,224
150
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/d20v7w/i_was_thrilled_to_receive_my_first_call_from_the/
a2tey8
They say a shiver down your spine means that someone’s walking over your future burial site.
As my husband walks around outside gardening, the shivers won’t stop.
11,347
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/a2tey8/they_say_a_shiver_down_your_spine_means_that/
mypzyrpz
1,543,873,432
110
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/a2tey8/they_say_a_shiver_down_your_spine_means_that/
scl7f2
It had fangs, scales and it's arms were crookedly disfigured like undeveloped wings.
As my wife lay dying on the birthing bed she uttered, "I swear it's yours".
11,347
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/scl7f2/it_had_fangs_scales_and_its_arms_were_crookedly/
mrzmr_
1,643,137,503
204
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/scl7f2/it_had_fangs_scales_and_its_arms_were_crookedly/
kftnzw
The giftbox was light, really light, and I gave it a small comedy shake, which elicited a chuckle from my wife.
I opened the box and looked at the mangled bloody mess and twisted wire hanger sitting at the bottom as she whispered in my ear "It was twins".
11,354
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kftnzw/the_giftbox_was_light_really_light_and_i_gave_it/
Ben0ut
1,608,325,546
382
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/kftnzw/the_giftbox_was_light_really_light_and_i_gave_it/
1fp4wyw
Being a young single dad, it took me 2 years to save enough money to take my 5 year old daughter to Disney World.
Once we entered the Magic Kingdom, I let her run free and smiled as my financial problems disappeared with her.
11,346
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fp4wyw/being_a_young_single_dad_it_took_me_2_years_to/
Repulsive_Golf7784
1,727,272,175
190
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/1fp4wyw/being_a_young_single_dad_it_took_me_2_years_to/
jbm0p0
I caught my kids watching a documentary about the horrors committed by soldiers during the last war
I hope the uniform prevented them from recognizing me.
11,349
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jbm0p0/i_caught_my_kids_watching_a_documentary_about_the/
None
1,602,762,448
85
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/jbm0p0/i_caught_my_kids_watching_a_documentary_about_the/
150fyut
I felt embarrassed cleaning myself off after spilling my drink in front of my date
Looking down at my nail polish changing color maybe it was for the best.
11,335
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/150fyut/i_felt_embarrassed_cleaning_myself_off_after/
Dumbbitch20
1,689,437,623
239
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/150fyut/i_felt_embarrassed_cleaning_myself_off_after/
n8grlh
"So you're saying these pills will get rid of Bob, Sarah, Michael, and all my other personalities, right?" I said eagerly.
"I'm so sorry, Fred," the therapist replied, "but I already gave them to Michael."
11,323
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/n8grlh/so_youre_saying_these_pills_will_get_rid_of_bob/
KangarooDense
1,620,574,858
243
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/n8grlh/so_youre_saying_these_pills_will_get_rid_of_bob/
14hj51i
Dad I dont wanna go, please dont make me
“Son I payed $250,000 for this trip, you’re gonna go”
11,331
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/14hj51i/dad_i_dont_wanna_go_please_dont_make_me/
aliscool12
1,687,580,393
600
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/14hj51i/dad_i_dont_wanna_go_please_dont_make_me/
totx8c
When the authorities called and said they were bringing my wife home after finding her wandering around a local mall, I placed the barrel of the pistol against my temple and prepared to pull the trigger.
After listening to the priest and cutting her body up into 1999 pieces, scattering them around the world, I knew that death was my only escape.
11,320
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/totx8c/when_the_authorities_called_and_said_they_were/
TryHardKenichi
1,648,309,874
152
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/totx8c/when_the_authorities_called_and_said_they_were/
eydhtx
I threaded the needle and began to work diligently.
No matter how much my daughter screamed and struggled, I had to make absolutely sure she remained pure until her wedding night.
11,312
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eydhtx/i_threaded_the_needle_and_began_to_work_diligently/
None
1,580,762,287
328
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/eydhtx/i_threaded_the_needle_and_began_to_work_diligently/
rwr2bg
It was only after at least 12 feet of digging trough wet and suffocating mud by hand, that it had struck me.
They must have buried me face down.
11,319
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rwr2bg/it_was_only_after_at_least_12_feet_of_digging/
Allisca
1,641,400,892
205
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rwr2bg/it_was_only_after_at_least_12_feet_of_digging/
fnb5x9
No child should ever die alone.
That's why I decided to let my son invite some friends over.
11,314
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fnb5x9/no_child_should_ever_die_alone/
mydadsnameisharold
1,584,925,785
198
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fnb5x9/no_child_should_ever_die_alone/
mykrc9
My heart sank as I watched the footage on my security camera, which had recorded the man who killed my son.
I had no idea my sleepwalking had gotten this bad...
11,314
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mykrc9/my_heart_sank_as_i_watched_the_footage_on_my/
ShadowsGirl9
1,619,394,395
145
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/mykrc9/my_heart_sank_as_i_watched_the_footage_on_my/
iu1wvb
[MOD POST] My little brother hung himself last night after a long battle with his own inner demons and alcoholism, so if you or someone you love is suffering from depression, please reach out and get help, NOW.
I love you, Keifer. . I hope you are at peace right now.
11,292
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iu1wvb/mod_post_my_little_brother_hung_himself_last/
None
1,600,282,379
409
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/iu1wvb/mod_post_my_little_brother_hung_himself_last/
hd87gw
My partner tied me to our bed after we had sex, saying I was gonna be the first person to experience this type of pregnancy.
Now that whatever inside of me has started eating its way out, she's nowhere to be seen.
11,299
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hd87gw/my_partner_tied_me_to_our_bed_after_we_had_sex/
n_Butylamine
1,592,751,209
162
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/hd87gw/my_partner_tied_me_to_our_bed_after_we_had_sex/
10yo2zm
His daughter’s onlyfans was turning out successful.
If only she knew she had one.
11,284
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10yo2zm/his_daughters_onlyfans_was_turning_out_successful/
Xowzil
1,676,024,067
283
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/10yo2zm/his_daughters_onlyfans_was_turning_out_successful/
w2rptz
After Grandpa died, sorting through his belongings brought back a lot of memories.
When we found his vintage porn collection, it reminded me that I used to have a sister.
11,281
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/w2rptz/after_grandpa_died_sorting_through_his_belongings/
AlmostSane67
1,658,234,243
211
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/w2rptz/after_grandpa_died_sorting_through_his_belongings/
qop8qa
"I said I wanted a white one!" the spoiled girl in the pet shop shrieked, stomping her feet and begining to throw a fit.
As the panicked store owner ushered me back to my cage, I was suddenly grateful for my dark skin.
11,272
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qop8qa/i_said_i_wanted_a_white_one_the_spoiled_girl_in/
RialAstral
1,636,294,057
126
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/qop8qa/i_said_i_wanted_a_white_one_the_spoiled_girl_in/
f0bh2g
The world ending in 2012 wasn't a prophecy, it was a suggestion.
We should have listened, but now He's here.
11,261
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f0bh2g/the_world_ending_in_2012_wasnt_a_prophecy_it_was/
Th3Author
1,581,087,009
221
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/f0bh2g/the_world_ending_in_2012_wasnt_a_prophecy_it_was/
rut5wv
You are receiving this message as a valued customer, because according to our records you dined at our restaurant twice in the past month.
Please contact your doctor and local health department immediately for more information on prion diseases.
11,254
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rut5wv/you_are_receiving_this_message_as_a_valued/
Krahang01
1,641,184,906
210
/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/rut5wv/you_are_receiving_this_message_as_a_valued/
fkgg9o
She slid two fingers in and moaned: "It's so tight, but I think it might be wet enough to fit a third!"
He screamed into his gag and started to convulse, as she stretched the wound in his abs a little bit farther.
11,253
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/fkgg9o/she_slid_two_fingers_in_and_moaned_its_so_tight/
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