STEVE: Hi, Im Steve. I drive a car. Its in a tree.
Just kidding, my names not Steve.
NOT STEVE: Im filing for an extension for my taxes because I didnt pay them and Im not going to.
CHORUS: Cause thats the way I like to live my life, and I feel like everythings gonna be fine!
NOT STEVE: Im skipping work again. Thats because I dont have a job.
The mailman was late today, and she was actually a woman, and she said,
MAILMAN: Thats the way I like to live my life, and I know that everythings gonna be just fine.
NOT STEVE: I dont remember why I first saw the mountains, but theyve always been here.
Now that Im seeing them, Im wondering why theyre there.
But theyre here.
I cant climb them. But I can.
CHORUS: Cause thats the-
PIGEON: Hey, heres the mail:
NOT STEVE: Dear Steve-
Thats not my name, but whatever.
LETTER:
Dear Steve,
How did you climb this mountain?
NOT STEVE: Well, Im glad you asked that! Its part of a two-step program.
Find the mountain, climb the thing.
CHORUS: Thats the way we can get things done and thats how I do it.
Its easy and simple cause you know what to do.
STEVE: Bye, Im Steve.