Im best friends with my own front door
I just closed it, but its opening more
Then the cops came, and they sent me to jail
But tomorrow Im gonna open it again
Im the postman, and Ive got cool clothes
Im the neighbors, and Im wearing cool shoes
And Im dreaming of a brand new world
And Im hoping that it comes real soon
But I saw a sign
I saw the sign
Its a bad, bad sign
Said Its not gonna happen
And its not what it seems
Youre not gonna make it
And its not meant to be
But fuck them, I just climbed a huge mountain
But everyone told me I couldnt do it
And I feel real nice
Cause I got lots of money in my bank account
And I walk down the street
People throw things at me
Like breakfast and strength tests
How much can I bench press?
Time to win some awards
Im gonna do everything that youre not supposed to do
Im gonna open to page 1 and then skip ahead to page 2
Cause Im hungry and scared, and I cant find the truth
So Im leaving
Oh, theres my balloon
Over the trees, under the bridge and over the town
Im gonna tell you the things that Im feeling out loud
And they changed all the rules, then I wrote them all again
Thats how the game begins
Oh, thats how I get home again