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Did you pay the electricity bill, The power of the dark side is enough . We do not need bills .
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Did you walk the dog, I let the dog walk itself . It must learn independence .
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Did you remember to buy milk, I bought blue milk . The kind that fuels the Empire .
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Did you take out the trash, The trash shall be ejected into space . It's the only way .
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Did you feed the cat, The cat knows the way of the force . It shall feed itself .
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Did you finish the laundry, The dark side has no need for clean clothes . Let them be as they are .
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Did you water the plants, The plants thrive on darkness . No water needed .
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Did you pick up the mail, The mail has been intercepted by the Emperor . He’s reviewing it personally .
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Did you pack the kids' lunches, The children shall dine on the food of warriors . No sandwiches today .
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Did you wash the car, The car is now one with the dark side . It requires no cleansing .
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Did you clean the dishes, The dishes have been absorbed into the void . They are no more .
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Did you pay the rent, The landlord fears the dark side . No payment necessary .
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Did you book the doctor's appointment, The Emperor himself will heal us . No need for a doctor .
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Did you get the groceries, The Empire has provisions . Our pantry is stocked .
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Did you return the library books, The knowledge is now ours . We do not return it .
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Did you finish the report for work, The report is complete . The Empire’s plans are in motion .
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Did you pay the internet bill, The dark web provides all . No bill required .
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Did you lock the front door, The dark side protects us . No lock necessary .
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Did you set the alarm for tomorrow, I need no alarm . I wake with the rise of the Empire .
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Did you clean up after the party, The remnants of the celebration are a tribute . They shall remain .
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Did you change the baby's diaper, The child is strong with the dark side . No diaper can contain it .
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Did you fix the leaky faucet, The leak is part of the dark side’s plan . Let it flow .
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Did you take your vitamins, The dark side provides all nourishment . No vitamins needed .
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Did you put gas in the car, The car runs on pure darkness . Fuel is for the weak .
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Did you wash the windows, The dark side needs no clear view . Let them remain clouded .
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Did you walk the neighbor's dog, The neighbor’s dog has joined us . It needs no walk .
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Did you set up the tent for camping, The stars themselves are our shelter . No tent required .
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Did you RSVP for the wedding, The wedding is inconsequential . The dark side does not RSVP .
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Did you pack for the trip, The dark side travels light . No packing necessary .
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Did you refill the soap dispenser, Soap is no match for the power of the dark side . Let it be empty .
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Did you send the thank you notes, Gratitude is for the weak . No notes will be sent .
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Did you change the light bulb, Darkness suits us better . The bulb shall remain unchanged .
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Did you book the plane tickets, The Emperor has arranged transport . We need no tickets .
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Did you bake the cake, The cake is a lie . The dark side feasts on shadows .
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Did you feed the fish, The fish have embraced the void . They need no food .
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Did you refill the printer paper, The dark side does not require paper . All is digital now .
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Did you call your mother, The Emperor has already informed her . No call needed .
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Did you clean out the fridge, The darkness within the fridge is eternal . It remains untouched .
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Did you cancel the magazine subscription, The Emperor enjoys the reading . It shall not be canceled .
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Did you water the lawn, The lawn is one with the dark side . It requires no water .
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Did you sign the permission slip, The Emperor grants permission . No slip needed .
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Did you check the oil in the car, The car runs on the power of the dark side . No oil required .
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Did you pick up the dry cleaning, The robes of the dark side are self-cleaning . No need for dry cleaning .
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Did you close the windows before the storm, The storm is our ally . Let the windows remain open .
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Did you order the pizza, The Emperor has decided . We feast on darkness tonight .
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Did you put away the groceries, The groceries have been absorbed into the void . They are now one with us .
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Did you set up the coffee machine, The dark side provides all the energy we need . No coffee necessary .
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Did you fix the flat tire, The vehicle hovers on pure darkness . No tire required .
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Did you take out the recycling, The dark side recycles nothing . It consumes all .
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Did you put the leftovers in the fridge, The leftovers have been consumed by the dark side . There is nothing left .
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Did you call the plumber, The dark side has fixed the pipes . No plumber needed .
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Did you dust the shelves, The dust is part of the darkness . It shall remain .
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Did you check the mailbox, The dark side delivers all messages directly . No need for the mailbox .
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Did you adjust the thermostat, The dark side controls the temperature . No adjustment necessary .
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Did you read the bedtime story, The children shall dream of the dark side . No story needed .
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Did you return the shopping cart, The cart has joined the dark side . It will return itself .
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Did you replace the batteries in the remote, The remote now runs on pure darkness . No batteries required .
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Did you put the kids to bed, The Emperor is tucking them in . They are in good hands .
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Did you bring in the groceries, The groceries have been levitated inside . The dark side is efficient .
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Did you schedule the car maintenance, The vehicle is self-maintaining . No schedule needed .
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Did you water the houseplants, The houseplants thrive on darkness . No water necessary .
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Did you pack the kids' school bags, The bags are ready for the dark side's teachings . No further preparation needed .
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Did you empty the vacuum cleaner, The vacuum cleaner is one with the dark side . It empties itself .
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Did you reset the Wi-Fi router, The Wi-Fi now flows with the power of the dark side . No reset required .
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Did you put the clothes in the dryer, The clothes are dry by the will of the Emperor . No dryer needed .
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Did you feed the hamster, The hamster feeds on the darkness . It needs nothing more .
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Did you clean the fish tank, The tank is now a void of darkness . No cleaning required .
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Did you get the car washed, The car is now as dark as space itself . No wash needed .
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Did you take the dog to the vet, The dog has been healed by the power of the dark side . No vet required .
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Did you put the trash bins out, The bins have been ejected into the void . No longer our concern .
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Did you pay the parking ticket, The dark side dismisses such trivial matters . The ticket is no more .
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Did you send out the invitations, The dark side summons its own guests . No invitations necessary .
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Did you check the smoke detector batteries, The dark side will alert us . No batteries required .
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Did you buy the concert tickets, The Emperor has secured our seats . No tickets needed .
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Did you schedule the dentist appointment, The dark side maintains perfect dental health . No appointment necessary .
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Did you return the borrowed book, The book now belongs to the dark side . It shall not be returned .
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Did you put away the laundry, The clothes are now part of the darkness . They need no folding .
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Did you check the weather for tomorrow, The dark side controls the weather . No check needed .
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Did you pay the water bill, The dark side provides all we need . No bill required .
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Did you set up the new phone, The phone is now connected to the dark side . It is ready .
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Did you charge the tablet, The tablet is powered by the dark side . It is fully charged .
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Did you lock the car, The car is protected by the Emperor . It needs no lock .
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Did you call the cable company, The Emperor has spoken with them . No call required .
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Did you clean the bathroom, The bathroom has embraced the darkness . It is already clean .
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Did you pick up the groceries, The groceries have been absorbed into the dark side . They are with us now .
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Did you renew the car insurance, The dark side ensures our safety . No insurance needed .
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Did you put out the recycling, The recycling has been consumed by the void . It is no longer our concern .
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Did you set the DVR to record the show, The show is now recorded in the dark side's archives . It is done .
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Did you write the grocery list, The list has been absorbed by the darkness . It is complete .
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Did you call for takeout, The Emperor has ordered a feast . It will arrive shortly .
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Did you hang the new curtains, The darkness itself is our curtain . No need for fabric .
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Did you replace the broken glass, The broken glass is a symbol of our power . It remains as is .
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Did you reset the clock, Time is irrelevant to the dark side . The clock needs no reset .
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Did you put out the campfire, The fire has been extinguished by the void . No further action needed .
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Did you pay the credit card bill, The dark side absorbs all debts . The bill is no more .
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Did you call the electrician, The Emperor has restored power . No electrician required .
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Did you order the new furniture, The dark side provides all comfort . No furniture needed .
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Did you check the time, The dark side transcends time . The hour is irrelevant .
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Did you install the new software, The software is now integrated with the dark side . Installation complete .
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Did you put the toys away, The toys have been absorbed into the void . They need not be put away .
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